Cole: It has it's moments, but the laughs dwindle as the story falls apart.
Bobby: James Earl Jones' best role since Darth Vader!
Bobby: James Earl Jones' best role since Darth Vader!
Cole: After watching Eva Longoria act for the first time I realized something: she can't.
Bobby: I hate this.
Bobby: I hate this.
Cole: Don't expect Dane Cook to be the next go-to guy for comedies.
Bobby: Who wrote this?!
Bobby: Who wrote this?!
Cole: At least Jessica Biel's hot...
Bobby: At least Nic Cage's hair is awesome!
Bobby: At least Nic Cage's hair is awesome!
Cole: I hate Bob Yari, I hate Jamie Kennedy, I hate everything about this. Absolutely everything.
Bobby: This was a waste of my life.
Bobby: This was a waste of my life.
Cole: Halle Berry and Bruce Willis show how starpower isn't always a good thing.
Bobby: Do yourself a favor and keep this movie a "Stranger" to you!!
Bobby: Do yourself a favor and keep this movie a "Stranger" to you!!
Cole: Another bad CGI movie, but visually stunning if you see it in 3D.
Bobby: This movie doesn't make any sense. At all. But it's really nice to look at.
Bobby: This movie doesn't make any sense. At all. But it's really nice to look at.
Cole: The trailer should not reveal the climax of the movie, but that's how little this has to offer.
Bobby: I'm sensing this movie is a complete waste of time.
Bobby: I'm sensing this movie is a complete waste of time.








